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About us

Who we are​

Those people did not attend Waggener.

They came with the template! But they do look happy – maybe they get paid a lot for doing things like raising their hands. We can teach people how to do that!

So, what about Waggener.NET? Not much to say.
It’s a domain name.
Kinda under-utilized.
But the future is bright!

Our approach

Our Mission​
Don’t have one. ​

Seriously.

Our Vision​
Yup, none. Nada. ​

Let us know if you find one.

Our numbers tell our story

Yes! Totally made-up numbers! Isn’t that how all the big boys do it?
Oh, and those kids in the picture above also did not attend Waggener.

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